Score: 10

"Great!"

submission: jesus party

date: December 19, 2008

Loved the faceal expressions! Priceless retelling of the story of Christmas! Great work!

Score: 10

"Incredible..."

submission: There She Is!! final step

date: December 19, 2008

This series has come so far from when it first began, both in depth of emotion and in animation. You are such an amazing and talanted flash artist, and its a shame to see the series end. One would ask what you are going to do now? Is this the end of SamBakZa as a flash artist, or the start of something much larger. Your talent in animation and ability to tell a story is so impressive, I think that you could seriously go on to make professional films. I wish you a happy holiday season as we move into the New Year. My only wish is that more stories could have such an ending...

Score: 10

"Good, no...EXCELENT"

submission: Undead Steel

date: July 16, 2008

Such a deep flash, don't really know the reason these people are horribly fused with machines, but for some unconscience reason, its deeply moves me, inspires me even, but at the same time feels me with a since of dread. I guess you could say its a warning sort of feeling, like this might be what the future becomes as the human population tries to extend life to the utterly impossible length of eternity. Good art work too by the way, very nicely drawn.

And to ganoncray:

Score: 0

"Your coment says it all..."

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 7, 2008

That any untalented shmuck can make a flash movie. Try watching some "AWSOME" movies, and not the Halo: Combat Evolved one, cause you already have enough sex on the brain.

Score: 10

"W00T!"

submission: Hedgehog Launch

date: July 1, 2008

18 days! And I made like 79000 bucks at once by just flying to one side with a parachute on for as long as posible. Love the game, great concept!

Score: 10

"Walkthrough"

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

date: June 28, 2008

Here you go deathwife, and any other curious ones, your own walkthrough...
NOTE: Any spelling mistakes are because that is how it is spelled in the game.

The Subway: What to say
First: "Hey lady! Stop pushing me your boobs please!"
Second: "You look great in this outfit. You must be a student?"
Third: "That's funny, cuz I'm an artist painter too..."
Fourth: "Different techniques, but Acrylic is my favorite."
Fifth: "I'm Jim. My be I'll call you and we can talk about painting?"

The Phone: What to say
First: "Hi! Do you remember me? We met yesterday in subway."
Second: "It's okay, but I have a little problem."
Third: "I need a paint model, but I'm out of cash."
Fourth: "Course you can. What time is okay for you? My address is.."

8:12 P.M: What to say
First: "Your body is like a temple. Perfect paint model!"
Second: "I'd like to draw your chest, take off your bra."
Third: "You tits are perfect! Mind if I feel them?"

Tit job: What to do
SHAKE YOUR MOUSE UP AND DOWN!!

The Massage: What to do
First: Rub her right arm
Second: Rub between her huge tits
Third: Rub her right ass/thigh
Fourth: Rub around her belly button
Fifth: Grab her right breast
Sixth: Grab her left breast
Seventh: Pinch her riht nipple
Eighth: Pinch her left nipple
Ninth: Grab her pubic area
Tenth: Finger-fuck her

Sex: What to do
SHAKE YOUR MOUSE UP AND DOWN!!

After she cums, she says you were "Fucking Awesome." But, if you used the guide, then we both know otherwise...

Score: 8

"It's true..."

submission: Dollar

date: June 28, 2008

The U.S dollar is gasolines bitch. No matter how high the prices go, people, in some small amount, will continue to buy gasoline, and beer. Those two things will never stop being sold. Or bought, more importantly.

Score: 10

"Good show!"

submission: Awesome Gaiden

date: June 28, 2008

I love this movie! The best part was the killing of the stratigy guide! XD That was both unexpected and perfectly exected. Please continue to make more of your hilarious movies. You are truly an inspiration to the portal, and what a way to return to the portal, funny as ever. Thanks so much for the laughs! 5/5 10/10

Score: 3

"Really now,"

submission: Pikmin Awesome

date: June 28, 2008

First off, you may want to practice and lay out the plot of your script. Play through the game before/as you are working on it so you know acuatly what you are talking about. Try to find more cheap points of the game, some recuring event or action that is annoying or causes you to die alot. Also, try puting some fabric or panyhose over the microphone, as this will cut down if not eliminate the 'whoosh' of your breath as you talk, and this ultimatly leads to a better sound quality, which can be the difference between blam and award. Im glad to see that after nearly a year not writing reviews, that there are still inspiring artists on the portal, and you are no exception. Keep working on your material, and perhaps try to use a more recent game, not that older games aren't great. Hope to see more form you on the portal. I'll be fair and give it a three.

Score: 5

"Why dont we agree I am"

submission: Sparks

date: December 12, 2007

Nice game, simple, but different. Really is simalar to R&C's minigame. I guess great minds think alike!